all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it
Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded
You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.
I can’t pick a favorite
Some of these take on an impressionist quality. Eyes are important.
Sometimes I remember that “I’m so fucking normal right now” is a line from disco elysium. like that’s such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
PAGE 1 OF 184
One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar
You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines.
This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes.
stripping completely naked to keep her attention while I infodump about ants
sorry babe we will not be having sex until I explain the difficulties in raising a colony of Formica rufa ants I don’t care how hard you are right now
Put your clothes back on and start infodumping right now. I’m invested
no I’m not putting my clothes back on
anyway did you know that ants actually invented agriculture millions of years before humans did
wait they what???????
okay so leafcutter ants don’t actually eat leaves. they bring them back to the colony, chew them up into leaf beds, and then plant a special species of fungus on them!!! they then tend, grow, and harvest the fungus and use that to feed the colony. on nuptial flights, new queen ants take a small piece of fungus with them to plant in their new colonies. they’ve been doing this for so long that the fungus has evolved to where it can’t reproduce on its own, and produces extra large and extra nutritious bulbs for the ants to eat! similar to the human process of selective breeding but slower and less extreme. here’s a time lapse of leafcutter ants growing their fungus gardens!
